Do not ask for extra Mocha in a Mocha.

For those that do not know what a Mocha is, let us explain.

History Lesson #2:

The exact date in which a Mocha was invented is beyond our comprehension, mainly because it's not that damn hard to make.

A Mocha is a form of a Latte, with a twist. A Latte is a drink that is composed up of 1/3 espresso shots and 2/3 steamed milk. The difference between a Mocha and a Latte is that in a Mocha, there is a shot (or pump, depending on the cafe) of chocolate sauce/syrup. You are even able to add whipped cream on top if you'd like.

We repeat. Do not order extra Mocha in a Mocha. If you say, "Give me some extra Mocha," you'll then be called an ignorant asshole and corrected with, "You mean extra chocolate."

You might then say, "Yes, extra chocolate." Note, what we said wasn't a question. We stated the facts: you wanted extra chocolate. There's no question mark in that sentence.

So, don't be a bitch about it. We're helping you out, so that way you're less as retarded.