#5. Tea baggin' it
Posted by Austen on Thursday, February 1, 2007 at 12:10 AM
If you are ordering a Green Tea [1], make sure you clarify that you're not getting a Green Tea Latte. [2]
This has happened before multiple times. Every barista that has ever had the displeasure of having to serve both Green Teas and Green Tea Lattes has made this mistake. [3]
But say, if a barista just so happens to make this mistake, we insist that you don't become a super bitch and start saying shit like "If I wanted fuckin' milk in my Goddamn Green Tea, I would pay the extra two fuckin' dollars."
Don't make us feel like we're incompetent. We're not. You're just a cock bleed.
There is one man that should be known to baristas everywhere. [4] He is somehow able to transport himself to every cafe worldwide. This isn't a joke. It's true.
To be honest, he never specifies between Green Tea and Green Tea Latte. He just wants. There are two different kinds of Green Tea (not Latte); there's Jasmine and China Green Tea. He never wants Jasmine for it "tastes like ass." Well, supposedly, he's been licking assholes for some time now. Naturally, you'd presume he would ask for China Green Tea. He doesn't. He asks for "Green Tea." Sometimes a barista will think that he meant a Green Tea Latte, and thusly make him one. The man then flips ape shit for the sudden increase in price, and begins to belittle and berate the barista. One incident left a barista in tears in the back of the cafe.
Needless to say, the man was never seen again. Some have said that he became the victim of a serial killer. Only God knows.
I personally concur with the former logic.
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1. There are two types of green tea: China and Jasmine. We also use Tazo Tea.
2. The difference in a Green Tea and Green Tea Latte is steamed milk. In a Latte, there is steamed milked, and in a Tea Latte, there is also steamed milk. It also costs more to get the steamed milk. In a Green Tea (not the Latte), there is an absence of milk. It's just tea.
3. Except for Crayon. (See #6, side note #1)
4. We'll call him Green Tea Jackass or GTJ for short.
This has happened before multiple times. Every barista that has ever had the displeasure of having to serve both Green Teas and Green Tea Lattes has made this mistake. [3]
But say, if a barista just so happens to make this mistake, we insist that you don't become a super bitch and start saying shit like "If I wanted fuckin' milk in my Goddamn Green Tea, I would pay the extra two fuckin' dollars."
Don't make us feel like we're incompetent. We're not. You're just a cock bleed.
There is one man that should be known to baristas everywhere. [4] He is somehow able to transport himself to every cafe worldwide. This isn't a joke. It's true.
To be honest, he never specifies between Green Tea and Green Tea Latte. He just wants. There are two different kinds of Green Tea (not Latte); there's Jasmine and China Green Tea. He never wants Jasmine for it "tastes like ass." Well, supposedly, he's been licking assholes for some time now. Naturally, you'd presume he would ask for China Green Tea. He doesn't. He asks for "Green Tea." Sometimes a barista will think that he meant a Green Tea Latte, and thusly make him one. The man then flips ape shit for the sudden increase in price, and begins to belittle and berate the barista. One incident left a barista in tears in the back of the cafe.
Needless to say, the man was never seen again. Some have said that he became the victim of a serial killer. Only God knows.
I personally concur with the former logic.
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1. There are two types of green tea: China and Jasmine. We also use Tazo Tea.
2. The difference in a Green Tea and Green Tea Latte is steamed milk. In a Latte, there is steamed milked, and in a Tea Latte, there is also steamed milk. It also costs more to get the steamed milk. In a Green Tea (not the Latte), there is an absence of milk. It's just tea.
3. Except for Crayon. (See #6, side note #1)
4. We'll call him Green Tea Jackass or GTJ for short.
GTJA (green tea jack ass)
you forgot side note #3...
Yes Crayon, Green Tea Jackass is a man we all hate.
I updated #3 for you.