You're a fag. Seriously.

No offense to any homosexuals out there, but if you have no manners whatsoever, you're a dumbfuck.

I hate it when someone orders something from me and has no shred of civility in them. All I ask for is for you to say "Please," or "May I" or even "Can I." But no, people refuse to follow these simple requests and decide to be pricks.

No matter where you are, people will always be assholes.

Hairy assholes.

They will say things like "Give me this," or "Let me have this." Well let me tell you something you cock bleeds, I hate to say this: but at one point in time, I might just stop serving you altogether. If you continue this trend of jackass-ness, I will ask you to leave for good.

Here are a few examples of people like this --

1. The Tea Dude:
   
   One minute he may be discussing something irrelevant with you, the next he will be forcing a large cup into your hands stating he wants hot water. Not cool. Not bloody cool at all. If he asked once in a while, it would be better, but he never does. Never. Sometimes I beat him to the punch and ask for him: "Oh, so you want some hot water too?"
   
   
2. The PetsMart Chick:
   
   Crayon despises her with a passion. This girl is so annoying, my ears bleed every time she utters a word. Her voice is shrill, like chalk on a blackboard on crack. Everything she says is stupid. She is demanding to a point, then she shuts up, realizes she wants something else and continues dribbling on.

If you haven't guessed by now, this specific annoyance is by far my favorite. I have seen many instances where people have completely lost the virute of decorum. I've said this before, but manners are a lost virtue in today's society.