#9. Dirty Dishes
Posted by Austen on Sunday, February 4, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Do not leave your dirty dishes on the tables. I find it quite annoying. Crayon on the other hand finds it alright to leave them sitting on the table.
Do not, and I mean DO NOT follow Crayon's words. I would rather have you bring them to me, and I'll take of them.
I have been told before that the cafe is like a restaurant.
That's true. We are like a restaurant, but we're not one. We are not busboys. We are BARISTAS!
So, if you decide to leave your plates on the table...well, I don't know; I think I'll just cut your throat.
People, it's just annoying to have to clean up after you. If you do leave your plates on the table, go shove a dildo up your ass.
This also goes to say that if you want to read something while you're eating, do so. But please, don't open up the porno magazines and leave them lying there on the tables along with your plates. Especially PlayGirl.
Do not, and I mean DO NOT follow Crayon's words. I would rather have you bring them to me, and I'll take of them.
I have been told before that the cafe is like a restaurant.
That's true. We are like a restaurant, but we're not one. We are not busboys. We are BARISTAS!
So, if you decide to leave your plates on the table...well, I don't know; I think I'll just cut your throat.
People, it's just annoying to have to clean up after you. If you do leave your plates on the table, go shove a dildo up your ass.
This also goes to say that if you want to read something while you're eating, do so. But please, don't open up the porno magazines and leave them lying there on the tables along with your plates. Especially PlayGirl.
i will have to debate that. for one, while you're making drinks, (especially when it's busy) you really can't be taking dirty dishes from customers while you are handling drinks. people who are waiting for their drinks might see that it's unsanitary, even though you're not really touching the drink, but still. two, when customers leave their plates on the serving counter or near the garnishing case (where all the utensils are), that can be a bit more bothersome because customers who are waiting for their drink will probably not expect to pick it up where other customers leave their dirty shit. that's pretty gross. and three, since we are BARISTAS, it's important to keep the serving counters free of clutter and dirty shit in order for us to perform a nice and clean presentation to serve customers' drinks. we shouldn't be lazy. so boo on you. =p