Use it.

Do not drain your coffee into the garbage. Like I mentioned earlier about having to deal with the garbage, I'm sure you all can grasp how vile it would be to have to make sure you don't drip wasted coffee onto you.

I've had to dance around leaky bags because people are dipshits and decide to dump the remainder of their drink into the garbage. I say:

Dear morons,

If ye' decide to drain your leaky beverage into nearest trash container, I shall merrily curb stomp your motherfuckin' ass.

Sincerly,

Austen.