#4. Mocha + Mocha = You're a dumbass
Do not ask for extra Mocha in a Mocha.
For those that do not know what a Mocha is, let us explain.
History Lesson #2:
You might then say, "Yes, extra chocolate." Note, what we said wasn't a question. We stated the facts: you wanted extra chocolate. There's no question mark in that sentence.
So, don't be a bitch about it. We're helping you out, so that way you're less as retarded.
For those that do not know what a Mocha is, let us explain.
History Lesson #2:
The exact date in which a Mocha was invented is beyond our comprehension, mainly because it's not that damn hard to make.We repeat. Do not order extra Mocha in a Mocha. If you say, "Give me some extra Mocha," you'll then be called an ignorant asshole and corrected with, "You mean extra chocolate."
A Mocha is a form of a Latte, with a twist. A Latte is a drink that is composed up of 1/3 espresso shots and 2/3 steamed milk. The difference between a Mocha and a Latte is that in a Mocha, there is a shot (or pump, depending on the cafe) of chocolate sauce/syrup. You are even able to add whipped cream on top if you'd like.
You might then say, "Yes, extra chocolate." Note, what we said wasn't a question. We stated the facts: you wanted extra chocolate. There's no question mark in that sentence.
So, don't be a bitch about it. We're helping you out, so that way you're less as retarded.
Posted by Austen on Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 11:26 PM